Tuesday, February 11, 2014

 Theobolds Thicket
By Priscilla Brett
 
In Theobolds Thicket, a house there once stood
It was made out of bricks and crafted from wood.
It had shutters and knockers, and a hearth made of stone,
But what made it strange, was who called it home.
 
The house in the thicket, though normal it seemed
Held creatures and monsters like none you have dreamed.
It was home to a dragon. An evil elf, Joe.
A hog-faced hobgoblin and a faerie named Roe.
 
There were tiny house elves, who scurried about.
And when others left messes, they’d stomp and they’d shout.
The thing understairs was a wicket named Bob,
Whom the house elves just hated (because he’s a slob).
 
In the chimney there lived a thing called Ashoo.
Who, on windy days, howled a howling Haroooo.
The mice in the cupboard have tea-time with Mick,
He’s an Irish Wood-Olly, who make termites sick.
 
In the fridge lives a Mon-Sun, who checks on the food.
She’s a rather strange creature and sometimes, quite rude.
There’s a sprite in the breadbox, and imp on the shelf,
And a mermaid who’s preening and bathing herself
 
In a room down the hall, lives a troll named Kazim,
Who’s really a darling, though folks think him mean.
Right next to Kazim is a room for the Grimlows,
A creature of shadow, that nobody quite knows.
 
One day there was nothing, the next he was there!
All strange and shadowed and covered in hair.
In the room next to his is a family of Awsocks,
A strange type of critter made out of lost socks.
 
In the left hallway closet sleeps a small linen fairy,
She’s dreaming of princes, the one she will marry.
In the third level bathroom is the head of the Grake,
Who lives in the plumbing, like a clog-eating snake.
 
 
 
In the bedroom next-door is a strange looking thing,
Made of other creatures. Snake for tail. Bat for wing.
They call it Chimera, but she prefers Jane,
She likes singing show tunes and dancing in rain.
 
In the attic, in the dark, a phoenix tends her nest.
And below her, a griffin sleeps and guards her in his rest.
Edgar, is head manticore. He is a fearful type.
But he’s a wise old manticore and always knows what’s right.
 
He watches over all the beasts, and minds the monsters too
But mind! His eyes are ever watchful and might just fall on you.
In a shoebox, in the closet, wrapped in gauze with painted eyes
Is the mummy of Queen Neeboo, the one who never dies.
 
Next to her, in azure jars, are prickly night Ramoo,
A kind of monster pickle, immersed completely in goo.
The one who eats these pickles, is a zombie. Arty Sam.
He’s only partly deadish, and mostly still a man.
 
Arty shares a bedroom, with a vampire named Alfred,
Who’s deathly scared of spiders and anything that’s red.
Alfred’s girl is Wendy, and Wendy is a witch.
She rides a wolf named Bezus, who’s got a sort of twitch.
 
When Bezus sees a cat, he turns and runs away,
Because a fortune teller told him, he be bitten on one day.
The house, though full of monsters, kept open its doors
So as man banished nightmares, soon came even more
 
In crawled Under-Bedders, and Closeted-Elle-Boo
Things that haunted bedrooms and ate the fear and gloom
Ghosts and wraiths and poltergeist, they all came in the night.
All had the same sad story, man had no more time for fright.
 
So grew Theo’s house, in the thicket by the stream
It grew so full that it began, bursting at the seams
Things continued this way for a fortnight, until arrived Big Ben
Who was a giant out of Spain, Who stood ninety-two foot ten
 
The creatures of Theobolds thicket, called a parley at the stream
They even invited Mon-Sun, if she promised not to be mean
“We’ve a problem” Edgar rumbled, when he spoke a silence fell
“We’ve no more room for monsters, and if you cannot tell,
 
Our poor abode is full to brim, not a mouse could fit
If any more monsters come to stay, outside you’ll have to sit
This upset the crowd you see, they’d nowhere else to go
Some monsters started crying, they were so filled with woe
 
Said fairy Roe “We’re lost I fear, for man he has no place
For things that have no value printed plainly on their face”
“I agree” growled Bezus, “Man has no more fear or drive.
He loves plastic metal things, that were never alive.
 
“Perhaps,” the phoenix sang, “ there somehow is a way,
To show to man we have worth, and haven’t seen our day.”
Suddenly a tiny voice, soft and small and mild
Spoke out from back the frightened crowd, it was a tiny child.
 
“ I think that what you say is wrong,” she spoke above the hum
“For every person needs a monster a thing to overcome.
I’ll be right back,” the child said and ran into the dark
The monsters sat there wanting, until sang the morning lark.
 
When sunshine crept out ‘ore the hills and night gave in to day
The monsters began to worry that the girl had lost her way
Sudden came a sound so large it gave them all a fright
And a group of tired townsfolk walked from wood into the light.
 
The little girl who led them, grinned wide from ear to ear
“See!? I have brought you people who aren’t afraid to fear!”
The Butcher, he stepped forward, and turning to Mr Grake
Said, “ I have, I fear, a problem. That needs a toilet snake!”
 
So Mr Grake left Theobolds, and much to his surprise
Spent the remainder of his days, eating toilet-clogging pies.
From the crowd stepped Alice who to the linen fairy said
“I’m so very much afraid of the prince beneath my bed”
 
The Linen Fairy, happy, smiled, and quickly followed on
This sort of thing continued, till all but Ed were gone.
Edgar stood there beaming, and looked at the broken house
Cupboards now stood bear, the only soul inside, a mouse
 
The house it seemed had given up, its work all done, it sighed
The house in Theobolds Thicket, softly moaned, collapsed, and died
Edgar looking at the girl, and though children on him wore,
Said, “ I hope you have some purpose, for this old Manticore”
 
 
Watch
by priscilla brett

A fine place this.

Caught,
    between the back……. and the forth.

Not a sound.
Gears ground still.

Silent night
Face-frozen macabre.

No …..longer………..
The ticking in my head

I feel empty
Till you wind me up.
Piano Man
by priscilla brett

Your fingers inside
Tickling
The back of naked ivory
Pulling strings of Mozart laced desire
I am your concerto
Your masterpiece
A polished instrument
Twisting under your touch
I want to tighten in your grasp
Till pitch is fine
Writhe under your fingertips
As you sweeten
My every note
In terms you understand
 by priscilla brett

THE GRAVITY                                                              ESCAPES YOU

YOUR SPIN
    WITHOUT REASON

YOUR CUP IS WITHOUT MEASURE
    AND YOUR LIQUID OVERSPILLS

CAN’T YOU FIND YOUR BALANCE?

SLOW THE ACCELERATION

UNTIL THE REACTION TO STILLNESS
                        BECOMES THE CATALYST FOR CHANGE?
Web Bot
by priscilla brett

Cryptographic sensors
Scouring the internet
Words
Into fate
You can see the future
And unmake it so
Reflections on the Goose
by priscilla brett

They said the song of sixpence
The one that’s full of rye
Is about a murder
Of blackbirds in a pie

And over moon they tell me
A bovine spotted leaps
And little bow of tales of geese
Has now lost all her sheeps

And a baby in the treetops
Though softly swinging lies
Is about to plunge to death
World deafened to her cries

And I’ve been told a spider
Sat down beside  a girl
Sent her in a tizzy
Made her hair to curl

I’ve heard a tale of tradesmen
Butcher. Baker. Maker. Three.
Sat in unworthy vessel
And set sail upon the sea.

I’ve also heard of terror
Wrought by lupin form
Brought upon a heard of pigs
Who’s homes had down been torn

To Be Continued .... 

More than meets the eye

by priscilla brett

Twist me
Pull me
Play with my insides
That doesn’t go there
This doesn’t seem right
Pull me
Apart again
Twirl this
And bend that
Something feels better
I think you have it
I’m me again